A Tidy Beaver Gets More Wood Sweatshirt Color:Dark Chocolate East coast girls have trust

East coast girls have trust funds

You own crystals

Design features the word "HOWDY" repeated three times and stacked vertically in large ornate western saloon-style lettering with layered shadow effects

nobody learns a single thing from it

Too bad—you've already claimed it as a personality trait and honestly

A Tidy Beaver Gets More Wood Sweatshirt Color:Dark Chocolate East coast girls have trustConsider this your official Friendly PSA: a tidy beaver gets more wood. It's just science. Whether you're into forestry, innuendo, or both, this shirt speaks the truth. No further explanation needed. The Details: Features a vintage style golden yellow illustration of a cheerful cartoon beaver giving a thumbs up while perched on a log, surrounded by pine trees and a small bird in flight. Includes a "Friendly PSA" banner and the phrase "A Tidy Beaver