You Can Put Your Balls On Me Tee Evergreen_Scale You took one look at

You took one look at that cursive wall decal your aunt has and chose violence instead

By the third drink you’re conjugating verbs and confessing feelings to people who didn’t ask

and your dating history

White arched text reads "PURRANORMAL" with orange text reading "CATIVITY

This is what happens when the smart friend gets festive

You Can Put Your Balls On Me Tee Evergreen_Scale You took one look atEvery year you say it. Every year someone chokes on their eggnog. And every year you pretend you were talking about ornaments with the dead eyed innocence of someone who has never once been innocent. The Details: Pink arched text reading "YOU CAN PUT YOUR BALLS ON ME" with a cute green cartoon Christmas tree character with big eyes, a gold star on top, gold halo, and white and pink stars, in green, pink, and gold ink. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex