Bonafide Texan Long Sleeve Tee Color:Black You don’t hang stockings

You don’t hang stockings

By the third drink you’re conjugating verbs and confessing feelings to people who didn’t ask

with red and blue retro text reading "Born Free But Now I’m Expensive

When life gives you existential dread

Black and tan vintage-style art of a pin-up witch sitting on a broomstick in flight

Bonafide Texan Long Sleeve Tee Color:Black You don’t hang stockingsYou dont have to explain Texas to anyone. They either get it or they dont. And they usually dont. The Details: Vintage badge style design featuring a large red star centered inside a circular rope lasso border. Blue radiating lines burst from behind the star. Text reads "BONAFIDE" above and "TEXAN" across the star in bold black block letters. Printed in red, blue, black, and gold ink. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve retail fit with ribbed