Cowboy Santa Comfort Colors Tank Top mysticism Not a participation trophy

Not a participation trophy

The outdoors are calling and you’re sending it straight to voicemail

Now imagine the audacity of a man in a velvet suit saying it

Your destiny was never a partner

Black distressed bold serif text reading "BETTER LUCK" with "NEXT TIME" beneath it

Cowboy Santa Comfort Colors Tank Top mysticism Not a participation trophyTheres a very specific type of woman who sees a man in boots and immediately loses all critical thinking skills. Now put him in a red suit with a bag full of presents and honestly its a miracle youre still standing. The Details: Western style Santa illustration wearing a cowboy hat and boots in a vintage red and green color scheme with a rustic, hand drawn holiday aesthetic. The Fit & Fabric: Brand: Genuine Comfort Colors (The gold standard for