Have You Tried Icing It Comfort Colors Tank Top Size:L Retro neon-style lettering reads "Shoulda

Retro neon-style lettering reads "Shoulda Been A Cowgirl" in pink outlined inline text

Valentine's Day: the annual reminder that capitalism thinks you're lonely

People call you sweet and you let them believe it

A vintage cartoon-style cowboy character wearing a hat and swinging a lasso is illustrated between the text

some people need a warning label

Have You Tried Icing It Comfort Colors Tank Top Size:L Retro neon-style lettering reads "ShouldaYour solution to every December problem is sugar, butter, and aggressive decorating. Broken cookie? Ice it. Broken spirit? Ice it. Broken family dynamics at dinner? Believe it or not. Also ice it. The Details: A gingerbread man decorated with icing in red and green ink, with text reading "HAVE YOU TRIED ICING IT?" in a festive holiday layout. The Fit & Fabric: Brand: Genuine Comfort Colors (The gold standard for vintage vibes). Style: Unisex Relaxed