A Dirty Hoe Is A Happy Hoe Sweatshirt Size:5XL You’re not on the run
$53.00
Description
You’re not on the run from the law
You don’t have to explain Texas to anyone
You went full mathematical proof on the holiday greeting
You’ve been emotionally carrying your entire friend group since middle school and nobody has even offered you a snack for it
Vintage rock aesthetic
A Dirty Hoe Is A Happy Hoe Sweatshirt Size:5XL You’re not on the runYour neighbors think youre out there gardening. You are. But the shirt tells a different story, and youre not correcting anyone. The Details: Green and orange vintage style illustration of a woman gardening under a "Gardening 101" arch, with dark green text reading "A Dirty Hoe Is A Happy Hoe" and orange text reading "And Other Tips." Retro gardening humor in a classic pin up illustration style. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit (crewneck).
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