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Zombie apocalypse

Moderation was never in the deck

and poured wine by noon

Design reads "LONG LIVE" in arched outline lettering above an illustrated cowboy on a bucking horse in a desert scene with a saguaro cactus and tumbleweed

Single-color burnt orange ink design featuring a cowboy riding a giant jackalope at full gallop through a desert scene with saguaro cacti

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