E=MC Hoodie Size:M Because the real trophies aren’t

Because the real trophies aren’t mounted on the wall—they’re the memories made along the way

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E=MC Hoodie Size:M Because the real trophies aren’tEinstein had it almost right, but dads know the real equation: The more coffee consumed, the better the odds of surviving absolute chaos. Mornings? Powered by caffeine. Afternoons? Running on fumes. Evenings? Debating another cup just to make it through bedtime negotiations.