Surprise You Picked The Wrong Egg Long Sleeve Tee trenders you live in the suburbs

you live in the suburbs

And now look at you

She alphabetized her spice rack at age twelve and has had the same morning routine since birth

and white mid-century starburst designs

Somewhere between superstition and desperation

Surprise You Picked The Wrong Egg Long Sleeve Tee trenders you live in the suburbsSmall, fluffy, freshly hatched, and already done with your nonsense. Do not let the cute fool you. The Details: Multicolor illustration of an angry yellow baby chick holding a knife, standing on green grass next to a cracked blue eggshell. Pink arched retro text reads "Surprise" above, with pink serif text below reading "You picked the wrong egg clown!" The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve retail fit with ribbed cuffs and a classic crew neck.