Gravitational Slingshot - T-Shirt astronomy it’s not tectonic tension —

it’s not tectonic tension — it’s a reunion party

and anyone who enjoys clever

Minimal typographic design with subtle distressing for a vintage academic feel that ages well after washing

or any situation that calls for subtle nerd humor

Funny math-themed design with relatable frustration twist

Gravitational Slingshot - T-Shirt astronomy it’s not tectonic tension —Why waste fuel when gravity will do? This design is inspired by the gravitational slingshot (gravity assist) the elegant orbital maneuver that lets spacecraft steal a little momentum from planets and fling themselves across the solar system. Minimal illustration. Maximum physics. Its a quiet flex for people who: Know how Voyager got where it did Appreciate orbital mechanics over brute force Like their space humor clean and visual No text needed. If