Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Comfort Colors Tank Top Sweatshirt distressed style

distressed style

and this Valentine's you're putting your hoof down

Golden-yellow ink illustration of a vintage cowgirl mid-kick

vintage print style

And every year you pretend you were talking about ornaments with the dead-eyed innocence of someone who has never once been innocent

Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Comfort Colors Tank Top Sweatshirt distressed styleEvery circus needs a leader and you didnt volunteer. You were drafted. The show must go on and youre the only one keeping it from burning down. Mostly. The Details: Features bold circus style typography in pink, orange, and black reading "Ringmaster Of The Shit Show," with a small trapeze artist figure, an all seeing eye, and decorative stars and splashes. The Fit & Fabric: Brand: Genuine Comfort Colors (The gold standard for vintage vibes). Style: