Hot Mess Express Long Sleeve Tee wl1 Red ink retro cartoon illustration

Red ink retro cartoon illustration of an anthropomorphic television character sitting cross-legged and throwing a peace sign

The country anthem that plays in your head every time you see a river

Men will say they like strong women and then crumble when you have an opinion at dinner

Mac and cheese is the most stable relationship you’ve ever had and you’re not ashamed to celebrate it publicly

White script lettering reads "Nothing For You Whore" alongside a vintage colorful winking Santa face with white star accents

Hot Mess Express Long Sleeve Tee wl1 Red ink retro cartoon illustrationAll aboard. The schedule is imaginary, the coffee is cold, and somehow everyone still made it to school on time. Next stop: wherever the wine is. The Details: Features a white distressed illustration of a vintage steam locomotive with bold white distressed retro text reading "Hot Mess Express." The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve retail fit with ribbed cuffs and a classic crew neck. Material: 100% Airlume ring spun combed cotton. (Heather