Into The Mystic Sweatshirt Size:M Printed in sage green ink

Printed in sage green ink

You’re not lazy

Heavy metal style red text reading "HAIL SANTA" with a horns hand gesture and a snowflake replacing the pentagram

you can barely drive a conversation

Design reads "RODEO" in bold retro lettering above a vintage-style illustrated portrait of a smiling cowgirl wearing a wide-brimmed hat and western fringe jacket

Into The Mystic Sweatshirt Size:M Printed in sage green inkYoure not mysterious. Youre just confusing. And honestly youve weaponized it at this point. The Details: Dark navy ink illustration of a woman standing in front of a tall rectangular doorway or portal, with a large leopard walking beside her. The scene is surrounded by a crescent moon, stars, sparkles, and a radiating sun. Text reads "Into The Mystic" in italic serif lettering below. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit (crewneck). Material: 8.