Bitterblossom [Secret Lair Drop Series] Monkey Cleric

Bitterblossom [Secret Lair Drop Series] Monkey ClericSet: Secret Lair Drop Series Type: Tribal Enchantment Faerie Rarity: Mythic Cost: {1}{B} At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1 1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying.

(Choose any number of permanents and/or players

5 double-sided tokens

Discard this card: Draw a card

Defending player chooses one of those piles

put a +2/+2 counter on each Vampire you control that dealt damage to that creature this turn

Each booster pack contains at least one Rare or Mythic (maybe more

Every part of their body is perfectly sculpted to maim

and 1 reference card

Set: Media Promos Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {B} Target opponent reveals their hand

the Aeons Torn is put into a graveyard from anywhere

The catch is that the "Neanderthal Poets" are only allowed to use single syllable words

and each card is marked with a number corresponding to the number of that type of bean in the game