Ask me about my croissant collection. Made in the USA coworkers who appreciate dry humor

coworkers who appreciate dry humor

or phthalates

finishing with a musky

Mood: done talking

It's like a pumpkin spice latte in pie form

Ask me about my croissant collection. Made in the USA coworkers who appreciate dry humorIt sounds cultured. It sounds impressive. It raises several questions and answers none of them. This candle is for people who enjoy harmless flexes, unnecessary confidence, and saying something completely absurd with a straight face. It looks elegant on a shelf and quietly implies you are both interesting and deeply unserious. Perfect for gifting to friends with inside jokes, coworkers who appreciate dry humor, or anyone who would absolutely pretend